May 2012
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"I just saved a bunch of money on my child support...
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You know
gibbygoose: Sometimes I really want to try and look like this: But then I realize I love food too much, dislike exercising, and am perfectly okay with looking like this:
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I love her. More than I thought I could love...
I don’t know what I’m going to do. I’m distraught.
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otter-king: guess I’ll go apply for jobs or something #you know maybe actually earn money and stuff
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“When asked by The Barna Group what words or phrases best describe Christianity,...”
– Rachel Held Evans (via aliasphoenix)
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All of my friends live near each other.
For them, it’s like, “Hey bro, wanna come over?” “Aight bro, lemme just cross the street.” For me, it’s like, “Hey bro, wanna come over?” “Aight bro, lemme just cross the bridge to Terabithia, take the shortcut through Narnia, take the detour around District 12, and stop by Hogwarts to get groceries.”
May 12th
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FACT: Lesbians can gain the knowledge contained in...
May 12th
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Anonymous asked: I have to admit I had always read your url as "acquire dalias" rather than "acquired alias". xD I feel stupid now.
May 12th
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“There is always free cheese for the mice in the mouse trap, but the mice are not...”
May 12th
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Movies are never like books. Ugh.
preach.
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Statistically you are more likely to be killed by...
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We need a fucking gay MLK.
Because I am really fucking tired of my rights being toyed with to earn my “gay vote” FUCK YOU. You want my vote? Give me my rights and then I’ll CONSIDER not fucking murdering you. And if you’re dead, you don’t get anyone’s vote.
May 10th
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