Acquired Alias

Welcome to my blog. I hope you like lesbians.

Dr. Krantz and Clyde mounted at the Smithsonian. Still my favorite thing ever.

Before Krantz died, he said to Smithsonian anthropologist David Hunt, “I’ve been a teacher all my life and I think I might as well be a teacher after I’m dead, so why don’t I just give you my body.” When Hunt agreed, Krantz added, “But there’s one catch: You have to keep my dogs with me.”

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Me:oh thats cute
*checks price tag*
Me:no its not

dashiecrash:

One of the best transitions I’ve ever seen in a movie.

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caskett-copop83:

This is like the cutest thing ever. It’s from the gif-set I reblogged.

Taking its first steps, and after successfully doing so, the chick goes “Yay!”

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It’s so freaking cute.

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floozys:

"stop saying straight men are weak and pathetic" 

i had to listen to a man describe how the fact that his girlfriend’s farts are louder and stronger than his is making him feel self conscious and emasculated on the radio today 

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Reblog if you say “fuck” more than 5 times a day.

cosplay-in-the-usa:

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lebanesetoaster:

aaajmachine:

JUST A REMINDER THAT THESE TWO FUCKED. TWICE.

Thank you for the reminder, because sometimes I honestly forget.  And this should not be forgotten.

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