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“I just saved a bunch of money on my child support by switching to condoms.”

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-Shel Silverstein

-Shel Silverstein

(Source: kittykatnatnat)

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fuckyeahcuteanimalss:

(via Lolcats - Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?)
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You know

gibbygoose:

Sometimes I really want to try and look like this:

But then I realize I love food too much, dislike exercising, and am perfectly okay with looking like this:

(Source: the-chaos-of-trouble)

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True Story… this girl punched me in the face when we were in a relationship. When I was looking through my things, I found this picture of her on a vacation with me when we were in high school. So, naturally, I cut her out of the picture and set her on fire.

True Story… this girl punched me in the face when we were in a relationship. When I was looking through my things, I found this picture of her on a vacation with me when we were in high school. So, naturally, I cut her out of the picture and set her on fire.